Rich People Problems

I have to rant a little bit here. Sorry for the complaint. Don't get me wrong, I really love whenever any customers come into the restaurant because it means more tips for me, but sometimes i just can't stand the rich people! They don't come by often but when they do it's just nonstop complaining. "This water's warm I need a new glass" "This food tastes funny can I have a new plate?" Like come on it's a diner not a five star restaurant what do you expect? I love Al to death but it's not like he's a first rate chef. And the mess this lady left the other day was so horrible! The whole entire meal she just sat there wrinkling her nose like she smelt something bad and wiping her mouth with napkins every ten seconds. She left every single napkin on the floor. Every. Single. One. One couple just kept gossiping the whole entire time they were there. I mean come on guys some people can't afford food right now and you're talking about some celebrity? How inconsiderate....

Why can't all my customers just be like the truck drivers?